KITT for Sale!

For “expansion and other factors”, Illinois 8th Congressional GOP candidate Ken Arnold is selling his famed look-alike Knight Rider car that he purchased back in ’88.

“Hasselhoff and I look alike. We have the same driving techniques, and I still wear the glasses I bought with the car,” boasted Arnold. “In fact, the series could have been based on my life—I’m surprised NBC passed me over.”

Although Arnold refused to say whether he had secured any offers, he did offer his exit strategy.

“If it does not sell in the good ole’ US of A—I’ll take it to Deutschland and just say I’m Hasselhoff.”