Unbuckle that broke back belt buckle

I confess: I have watched two members of the same sex kiss—it was way sexy, artistic and on a globe replete with pain, war and horrific weather, quite the enjoyable distraction.

For you liberals: the two participants had signed lengthy waivers (in French) verifying their fathers had held them while encouraging them to explore careers in both math and science.

For you conservatives: first, don’t blush, do breath, and for God’s sake, take a tax deduction for your guilt. Second, remember, these perceived deviants are actual people, born from a womb and deserving of respect, dignity and the right to life.

For you in the Justice Department: Google this!

As you are all aware, the Bush administration now demands private help in their war against Osama and Playboy. No, the Patriot Act and wire-tapping are just not enough.

Now, the feds want to enlist private companies like Google, Yahoo, MSN, and who knows, maybe Illinoize, to spy for them.

Google has refused to comply; so, stand strong, Larry and Sergey. Watching you fight the G is the sexiest thing you two can do.